Here are my answers to a questionnaire  I saw posted.  Most of my answers would have been pedestrian, so I edited some.  Ok, a lot.  It also involves some plagiarism, hope you don’t mind…

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?

I would leap off of the exam table, and bludgeon the Dr. with the knee thumper thing and then grab him by his tie and choke him to death. I would do this in the flimsy tissue paper gowns they give you for what they refer to as privacy, not even stopping to clothe myself. I would then shut myself up in the exam room, turn out the lights and cry.

12. What did the last text message you sent say?

Am I a grandmother?

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?

Getting Paul to sleep in his crib or bassinet, rather than in my bed.

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?

Both, every day, but not at the same time.


42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
Nothing, I read.


43. What is the last movie you watched?
“Jerry Maguire”. Loved it.


44. What does your iPod have in it right now?
I don’t have an iPod

45. How many close friends do you have?
Not many. One or two

46. Are your nails painted?
No, I usually only polish my toenails and only in the summer.


47. Do you wear a lot of jewelry?
No, I wear my wedding ring everyday. That’s about it.

48. What are you drinking right now?
Water


49. Do you get a full eight hours of sleep a night?
Are you kidding me?? HA!


50. How’s life treating you?
So far so good.

Questions they should have on the questionnaire.

51.  What weird quirk do you have?

I like to clean out my toothpaste lid a couple of times during the lifespan of a tube with a Q-tip. It makes it feel like a new tube again.  Funny, you would think the rest of my house would be clean…

52.  What fictional character would you like to be?

Anne Shirley

 53.  What makes you proud?

I learned to text message, a little.

Advertisements