I don’t plan to get a tattoo, and I can’t imagine what circumstances would require my having to do so, but I would have to say I secretly want a tattoo of my brand, (my initials intertwined). It would have to be on my left butt cheek because according to the state I may use my brand on the left shoulder, rib and hip of the animal, and I couldn’t possibly put it where Grandma would see it.  My husband managed to accidentally brand his left tricep, but I guess that would be another featured question…”If you had to get a brand…”