I don’t watch much TV, but when I do watch it I watch it for hours. This is what I learned from the Dukes of Hazzard marathon this weekend.

  • High heels go with everything
  • Dad looks a little too much like Uncle Jesse for my comfort
  • There is no end to what a pretty girl can do: Shoot straight, fly a plane, break up a bar fight…
  • A Dodge Charger is indestructible
  • 80% of Hazzard County is covered with roads